You are not required to answer all of the following questions, they are merely a test of your open mindedness, as the Backroom Bookstore customers of all tastes, genders and interests.

 

  1. An employee of the Backroom should like at least one of the following, rank them according to how frequently you enjoy the following.

 

1-addict                                             Reading books

2-favorite pastime                               Listening to music

3-frequent                                               Role playing games

4-occasional                                      Video games

5-never                                              watching movies

                                                                  adult entertainment

 

  1. An employee must be able to do the following:

Be able to alphaetize.

Make change, add in head numbers like $0.45 and $0.40.

Have minimum block of time to work 3 or more hours

Receive harsh crticism when they cost the store money.

 

  1. Credit hours for usage in store purchases-prices range according to what you would like to take, rank the following as what you would like to take.

Compact Discs Books Role Playing Games

Novelties Posters T-shirts

Sports Cards Pop/candy Cigarettes

 

  1. What would you do if you catch someone stealing?

 

 

  1. Can you maintain your composure when someone buys lubricant and a pocket toy or doll?

 

  1. A cop walks in and asks if a John Doe rents XXX tapes what is your response?

Fuck off pig Get a warrant

Yes he does No he doesn’t

Let me check Sorry I can’t help you, have to speak to owner

 

  1. A guy rents an all male video, he comes to the counter and asks if you would care to watch with him.  What is your response?

Get lost faggot.

Sorry, that’s not my thing.

Sure why not I get off at -----

I haven’t the faintest idea what I would do until it happens

It all depends on the guy.

I don’t think I could work here if that ever happened

 

  1. A nice couple come to the counter with a group orgy movie and asks if you would care to join them.  What is your response.

Sorry, that’s not my thing.

Sorry, not right now, I’m working maybe some other time.

Sure why not I get off at -----

I haven’t the faintest idea what I would do until it happens

It all depends upon the couple

 

  1. A young lady comes to the counter and asks you out.  What is your response?

Sorry, I have a girlfriend

Sorry, I’m engaged

Sure, here’s my home phone #

I haven’t the faintest

I’m married

  1. What do you call guys who have sex with other guys?

Faggots            Queers                  Sick          Different           Perverted

 

  1. Can you put aside your personal feelings and deal with them in a non-judgemental manner?

 

12.  Have you ever seen an adult film?  Yes            No       I wouldn’t watch such filth

 

 

13. You find out that a professor you hated has rented a gay video.  What do you do?

It’s none of my business

Run out and tell my friends

Pretend I don’t know him

Negotiate a grade increase

 

  1. Someone calls the store and asks, “Where is the Gay Bar/Hotel/Beach/Cruising spot?

 

 

  1. Someone comes into the store and starts berating you about selling pornography, your response.

No one has a right to tell me what to do.

You are absolutely right.

No one forces you to come into here.

 

  1. Do you like dogs?

 

  1. How many friends do you have that you will encourage to shop here?

 

19. Do you believe it is appropriate to make or receive personal calls at your place of work?

 

  1. How have you personally experienced discrimination?  Are you willing to put forth maximum effort to destroy discrimination?

 

  1. I am prepared to get down and dirty cleaning the store occasionally.

 

  1. This job sounds so fun, challenging and intriguing I would be willing to pay to work here.

 

  1. After reading all these questions do you think you could still work here?

 

 

24.  Tell us why you are the best possible worker for us to hire you.